Miltary Votes Not Counted – Romney Would Have Won
Posted by By Pamela Barnett at 8 November, at 05 : 35 AM Print
Though this is “satire” there are many stories of Democrat Secretaries of State run by George Soros intentionally disenfranchising military voters. This needs to end! Donald Trump take up this cause! Pose election challenges in every swing state to demand the military votes count, we go to paper ballots and and we have a new election in those states! No more foreign influence of Spanish and Venezuelan voting machines in our country! Obama won this election by fraud again just like in 2008… and the worthless GOP stood and stands by to these unbelievable results! Don’t hold your breath on the GOP establishment doing the right thing! Many of these ballots were intentionally sent out late to begin with.
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.
“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today. “He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”
After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.
Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they wanted.
The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the month. Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November 7th.
“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment. “I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”
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This was done intentionally and they should do those states over….
where the hell is the republican balls? I’ve never seen a bunch of weak nothings …and to think we elected them??? they should be dumped out right now…we need new blood.
Barbie, 6 months ago
OUR MILITARY ALSO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD BY GEORGE SOROS, OTHERWISE THEY WOULD NOT TREAT OUR HEROS
LIKE THIS. THEY STOLE THIS ELECTION AGAIN LIKE LAST
ONE. THIS IS NOT ANY DIFFERENT FROM THIRD WORLD
COUNTRY REGIMES AND IS GOING TO GET WORSE WITH 4
MORE YEARS OF FRAUD-MUSLUM-IN-CHIEF, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOVERNOR ROMNEY , FOR TURNING ASIDE FROM
A LIFE OF EASE AND SECURITY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENCY
AGAINST A CHICAGO MOB, ENDURING THE SLANDER YOU, YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND YOUR FAITH PERPETRATED
BY A CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT MEDIA AND CORUPT ADMINSTRATION, THANK YOU FOR CALLING THINGS SUCH AS TERRORISM BY THEIR RIGHT NAME, FOR SELCTING
PAUL RAYAN AS YOUR RUNNING MATE. THANK YOU, FOR HANDLING YOURSELF WITH GRACE IN EVERY SITUATION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRIOTISM, AND BELIEVING IN AMERICA. IT IS IN OUR ETERNAL SHAME THAT AMERICA
AT THIS TIME AND PLACE IS STOCK WITH ANOTHER 4 YEARS
OF DISHONESTY, FRAUD AND DESTRUCTION OF OUR COUNTRY. WE THANK YOU, AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY.
nickie, 6 months ago
I think this is a spoof site, some of the comments state it is so you better check it out. Some on twitter have talked about this and also said it’s fake.
dotdotcom, 6 months ago
Capt. Barnett clearly said in her posting that it was satire.
GeorgeM, 6 months ago
dateline Nov 7, 9:02 p.m.
Phoenix (AP/CBS5)
AZ SOS Ken Bennett reports there are 602,000 early and provisional ballots that have yet to be processed and COUNTED!
602.334 as of Wednesday, including 344,000 early and115,000 provisional in Maricopa County (Phoenix) alone!
State law allows up to 10 days for processing these ballots.
Oh well, what the hell… With the rush to declare a winner, the pollsters seem to have the most pull…why even to bother to count any ballots after the TV stations declare the “winners”?
I wonder who’s job it is to tell our military that most of their ballots wound up in some unknown place, or just missed the deadline to be counted?
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE !!!
Get right on it, Mr. Putative President.
Pete Bennett, 6 months ago
Missing from the above is the recipient of the job of telling the troops,
Who else but the COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF !
Pete Bennett, 6 months ago
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